Fucking hell, you’re a serial killer.
:’) <3
“Don’t mind if I do just a few dunks?”
I think I’d be really depressed if my future kids turned out not to like Harry Potter.
“Mummy, what is Harry Potter? It sounds stupid.”
“YOU ARE NO CHILD OF MINE. GET UNDER THOSE STAIRS NOW.”
(Source: aloneprotectsme, via funnyassstuff)
(Source: straight-from-the-lab, via funnyassstuff)
(Source: awakeinwonderland)
(Source: ambivalent-tears)
Nice to meet you. (by -貓王不討喜-)
